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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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