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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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