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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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