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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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