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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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