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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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