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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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