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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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