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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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