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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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