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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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