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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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