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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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