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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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