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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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