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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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