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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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