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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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