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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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