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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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