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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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