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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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