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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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