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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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