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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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