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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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