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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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