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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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