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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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