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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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