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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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