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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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