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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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