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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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