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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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