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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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