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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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