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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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