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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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