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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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