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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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