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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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