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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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