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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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