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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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