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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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