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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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