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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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