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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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