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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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