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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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