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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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