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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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