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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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