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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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