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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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