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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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