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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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