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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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