Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.