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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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