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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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