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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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