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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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