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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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