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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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