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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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