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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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