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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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