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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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