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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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