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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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