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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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